Robbo Da Yobbo. Landsborough Markets.

Da Landsborough Markets.

On me way for filming at AUSTRALIA ZOO I stopped off at a great little town called Landsborough.

I only had 50 bucks left. I still don't believe how much stuff I walked out of there with.....
Landsborough is about 4 KMs from Austrlia Zoo. This is a town I could get used to. The pub is incredible. Apart from the Cheap BEER with cheap & generous Meals,they have entertainment all the time.

Heaps of room for functions, a drive-through bottlo, a huge back verandah (well sheltered) and a funny old dunny were all well noted. Standing in the Men's room as we do..... I looked out across the stunning deck setting and eating area.

Quite quickly I realised that other's could see IN easily also.

The window in front of da dunny has no window.....Just quite a wide grill.

Standing there I pondered.

Do they care that I'm standing there doing what I'm doing.......and what happens if I get stage fright?

Da Markets were amazing. Dey was A True Blue showing of creative Aussieness. I got me some fruit and vege, a painting, a hand made greeting card, some insense, a YUCKER plant, some Snags for lunch, some silva for da mrs, a towel set for Mother's Day, a spine re-adjustment, an arty Guitar and some CHOCOLATE for me puppy girl....... sorry 'Patches' da Bickies didn't make it home.

Well they didn't say anything about Robbo not eatn them.....

PLUS pick up a few otha bargains too......AWDM

Met some young Bogans waitn for da train....

Anythin goin on????

NUP

Anythin to do in town????

NUP

HOW VERY WRONG THEY WERE!!!!!

Landsborough has so much to offer.


OK for starters- in ten minutes I found -


- BMX TRACK


- SKATE PARK


- AFL CLUB


- Da Markets- Gloriously Mountainy Maleny less then 10 mins in one direction


- Caloundra's Coves, Coast & Beaches 20 mins da otha way

- heaps more



& FINALLY- DA PUB !!!! INCREDIBLE STEAK !!! Cheap Drink!



Well 'fanks again to Landsborough.


'Ope youss all like me vid...










Funniest thing was when the Barmaid was asked by Da MRS if she could see
'THE COCKTAIL LIST' the Barmaid simply replied with......






"LUV......
'dis is da Landsborough Pub............"

'Ere's Lookn at ya

LANDSBOROUGH

Robbo Da Yobbo. JOB VACANCY

JOB VACANCY

Brizzy finally got some rain and I finally got to sleep in.

On me mornin walk 'fings offen look a little slanty. But I stopped drinkn quite early last
night....was only about 3am.

So it was a bit of a spin out, to see wot i did.

Just letting you know there is a JOB VACANCY driving a delivery truck.

Don't get bogged down in a job !!!

See the World on a diferrent Angle.

Forget the Barriers in life....

Does this sound like you????
THEN APPLY NOW ! ! ! !

Watch the APPLICATION VIDEO for more infomation.........





I know I'm a Yobbo but I know better than this chick......

AND YES EVERYONE it was a sheila.

Let me set da scene. ......

It had been raining for two days, barriers and Road Work signs everywhere.
There was plenty of room in the Servo to stop.

So wot makes someone forget everythink Dey've eva learnt??
Common Sense SHOULD prevail.....

I don't know about youss but I wouldn't ride me PUSHIE in da mud let alone a bloody big delivery truck. Who hired this girl ??????

I 'Fink we Humans can be close to perfect. All you have to do, is everything you do, do it right.

If you do it wrong.....learn from your mistake ( AND OTHER'S )......

.............THEN do it the other way next time.

Too easy.

Da Funniest thing about this happening was da shelia, after lighting 4 ciggies at once, started going off at me cause I was a Detective.

Seriously luv....a Singlet and a Blonde Mullet...

Do I really look like a cop??? Do' itos is right !!!

THEY OBVIOUSLY

WEREN'T

LITE CHIPS....

ME FIRST BLOG

G'day Hee Yee geeee - ing???
Robbo Da Yobbo 'ere.
Welcome to me first Blog. I dont even know what that is but 'ere we go.
I fought I'd start wif me great news. Robbo is gunna be runin Karaoke at Da Brumby Bar in Jindabyne for da Ski season. During da day I got meself a job as a SKI INSTRUCTOR in THREDBO. I will 'ave to put 3 singlets on.....

Fought I'd share me early vids. I buildn me site at the moment
Aussie Slang.tv

Fings are goin great. 'ad lots of people wantn to get invloved and I have much content to edit at da mo.

Me first vid was a 'eap of fun. Stav from Brisbane's B105 got a scooter gang together.

MILD HOGS - RIDE LIKE DA BREEZE....
IT was da first time I've 'ad a Police Escort and not ended up at the station after it....

MILD HOGS VID




We as Aussies take a lot for granted. No one you see in this next video would have been at the FOAM PARTY in da Boiler Room at Da WAREHOUSE TAVERN if it was not for da ANZACs.
Everyone in da joint knew very well what this day represents for our country.
I cant say for sure if there still would have been a FOAM PARTY or not, but if there was, the music would not have been in English.


ANZAC Day 2009
I would like Thank all ANZACs. Without their strength and determination we Aussies wouldnt be the Inspired, Wonderful AND FREE people you know and love today.


The Foam Party was a great reminder of how lucky we really are.

Get to http://www.thewarehousetavern.com.au/ site and become a member so you can party wif Robbo ALL YEAR ROUND. Sorry you've missed the last Foam Party in THE BOILER ROOM for da year but some great events coming up!!!

ENJOY DA' VID !!!!



And finally me Final & Fave VID.
'STRALIN IDOL swept through Brizzy like a HUGE Positive Energy Storm.
Robbo Da Yobbo is running Karaoke at Da BRUMBY BAR in Jindabyne for da whole ski season. So I didnt intend to try out......

Big FANKS to Channel 10 for planning an amazing event. The crew and organization were both AWDM. This whole process is quite amazing.
Robbo turned up on Saturday and da line went for Yonks. A few little tips. If you are told to get there at 8:30 the line will move after that time...


1. SO SIT DOWN. There were people standin for hours.


2. STAY WARM if you get there the night b4 SLEEP & STAY WARM!!!


3. Have a back-up team. Some bloke stayed all night for his MRS and she came back in da morn.


4. Have a few songs READY. If they ask you to sing somethin else.....HIT IT!!!!


5. RELAX & 'AVE FUN !!! if you know you should be there you wont be nervous.


Keep an eye out for CLINT. DA tall guy in the black. He works at a Theatre Restaurant on Da GOLD COAST and can sing any style.




Robbo turned up on Sunday, straight from da Pub, and got asked by every1 if I was tryn out. So I gave it a go knowing I'd get a "THANKS FOR COMING." I did....but I also got a "SEE YOU NEXT WEDNESDAY !!"



Some went on to Sydney and some didnt.I do feel sorry for those who turn up with STARS in their eyes and get sent away. Not only because they simply didnt make it, but because they have no1 in there lives who have da guts, to them Not To Bother......





Got some great vid in da mornin and all through da day. Robbo got to sing in front of da 3 judges. DO NOT MISS AUSTRALIAN IDOL 2009. There was some amazing tallent and I'm not just talking about the singin.




IT just goes to show dat if a YOBBO like ROBBO can get 'frough then there is hope for all of youus.






'STRALIN IDOL VID - Robbo da Yobbo is someone's IDOL.



Hope to see some of youss down da snow.
ROBBBBBBO!!!!